Saturday, December 1, 2012

I R Helping!

Dear Diary, 

The old lady was in my play room. She has tons of boxes in there and she keeps putting pretty sparkly paper and ribbons on them for me. I love the new toys she is making. She is so crafty! Of course I love helping her.  I can't wait till it's next to my cat tree with all the other sparkly dangling toys! It's a ninja cats dream come true! 


Thursday, November 29, 2012

I have a new magic Power!

Dear Diary, 

I have a new magic power. Not only am I ninja cat extraordinaire, but I have discovered with the changing of the weather when I go outside my fur gets all fluffy. It is like... BOLSTER. I am a Mystic! Monk Mystic that's me! My tail grows to double it's size and my cheeks even puff out. Grrrowll I am awesome! Of course it only lasts while I am in the white stuff outside. I think I have communed with it and it gives me my powers. I love playing in my new form. I go out and tease Lance a lot. He is the lamb and I am the mighty hunter! 

Friday, November 23, 2012

Dear Diary, 

I know it's been a while. But I have been recuperating from a very traumatic experience  The old lady left me for a MONTH! (drama paw on forehead, slight faint action) Then right before she came back I went to the doctor again and had to spend the night. When I woke up my belly was naked! I had a cut and I have reinforced the thought that now I am liver-less  I told my girl this the first time! I must of put up a big fight when they took me to the doctor because I heard them say "removal of ninja claws" but I still have them! That was a close call! Of course I now hear the old lady telling me about a bell or something around my neck. no no no this will not do. I will never be able to catch those flying chirpy things. 

But lets move on. Our house is changing! My stuff has been moved around and there is a beautiful tree with shiny hanging things on it. It's like a kittens dream come true. A tree full of kitten toys! I have enjoyed every moment so far its been up. Even the old lady is encouraging me by yelling my name every time I play with it! I do so love the old lady. Having your own cheer team makes a kitten feel so loved. I have even contributed to the decorating in the house. I go out my window and have been bringing in small pine cones. They add a bit of natural appeal to the overall decorations. My contributions can be found all over the house. I have even  given them to the dust bunnies under the furniture! Merry Christmas my little bunny friends. 

Sunday, October 7, 2012

Dear Boo from the Old lady

Boo, I hear you are having all kinds of fun while i am out in California. I even heard you got stuck in a tree. I want you to know you have another date with that evil doctor and this time she will be .... ....... ...... fixing you and you will have to spend the night. I am sorry I couldn't make it home for your special surgery. But don't fret your girl will be there to love on you when it's all over. We have decided to keep your ninja claws after all. You do so enjoy the outdoors.
Miss you my little lovey turd.
The old lady.

Saturday, September 29, 2012

On Vacation

Dear Diary, 
The old lady left me to go mend her wounds. Ninja claws after 4 months were just to much for her. She said she needed at least 2 weeks to heal. I would think so! I am good at marking my territory.